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3 years ago

gotitforcheap:

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

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4 years ago

“Imperialism but it’s woke because it’s perpetrated by women”

gimmegray:

frettedwithgoldenfire:

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Ladies, does it count as breaking the glass ceiling if you bomb out the windows of places of worship the world over?

No

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

barkingfortheocean:

nicollekidman:

screwedftzoekravitz:

yesterday i listened to a podcast stephanie allynne was on and she said at one point before they started dating she wrote tig this long email pouring her heart out about how she really liked her but they couldn’t date because she was straight and tig just replied ‘okay dyke’ and i’m still screaming about it

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I WROTE DOWN THE QUOTE:

“And I wrote her this really long email, like six months in, where I’m like–and it was after we had first kissed–and I was like, “Ok so I don’t regret doing that, that was so good, we had such a great time, but I’m just not gay and I feel like I’m doing–” blah blah blah, like, the longest email ever, and I’m like, I have to just get this all out. And, um, and then I send it. And then like, seconds later–I mean after she had read it–she writes back, “Ok, dyke.””

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4 years ago

chongoblog:

joewolf26:

chongoblog:

joewolf26:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

I come prepared for this discourse

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

meladoodle:
“rihanna’s new twitter icon makes all of her tweets 10000x more hilarious
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4 years ago

edenwolfie:
“my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
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